Come to the Fair or Walk the Plank, You Grubby Land Lubber

Arrrrgh! This is Iron Prudentilla Flint. I’m sittin’ in for that flowery maiden the Fair-ey Blogster. I ‘ear that ragin’ festival of grog and swashbucklin’ fun ye call ye ol’ L.A. County Fair be right ‘round the bend. ‘Twas a might fun last year whenst me and my sprogs took up a squadron of Fair scallywags and ‘ung our Jolly Roger at ye port. We be plantin’ the Roger one time again at this year’s Fair – ready for some roustin’ and sweet trade. Thar be boot loads of revelry at A Pirate’s Life.
Come see my mateys at ye Pirates of the Colombian Caribbean aerial show. These pirates are no lily-livered scurvy dogs – aye, they be true buccaneers.
Dig for booty at Ship Wreck Reef, but keep ye grubby paws off my treasure!
We make ye a pirate at Cap’n Calico Jack’s Pirate Academy. See youst thar, or I’ll be meetin’ ya at Davy Jones’ Locker!
The Misadventures of Cap’n Arrr willst teach ye ‘ow to walk, talk and be just like me – a fanciful, life-lovin’ Pirate!
Visit the Fair’s Web site and discover ye own pirate name!
Ahoy my friends. Sees yas at the Fair!