{"id":98,"date":"2008-08-14T12:22:09","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T18:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/?p=98"},"modified":"2008-08-14T12:22:09","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T18:22:09","slug":"good-vibrations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/2008\/08\/14\/good-vibrations\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Vibrations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They line up at the<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2008\/index.asp\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Fair<\/span><\/span>,<\/a><\/span> discreetly tucked away between food stands or photo booths, not making direct eye<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/footsiewootsie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-99 alignright\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"footsiewootsie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/footsiewootsie-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"172\" \/><\/a> contact with you but careful not to look away. They aren\u2019t the big attraction but they know they are needed. It wouldn\u2019t be the Fair without them. With their scintillating wit, they know they can\u2019t compete with the big guys \u2013 sure everyone\u2019s going to the carnival first for the super thrills or to the masseuse or the hydro-massage in the buildings for deep therapy. Theirs is a need that sneaks up on Fairguests \u2013 a spontaneous decision with a lasting effect.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s right \u2013 I\u2019m talking about the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/footsiewootsie.com\/\">Footsie Wootsie<\/a><\/span>.<\/span> Admit it \u2013 you\u2019ve indulged once or twice. Maybe it\u2019s turned into an addiction \u2013 it\u2019s ok. Every time you visit the Fair you have to try it, even though it is the same sensation every time. This is one vice it\u2019s ok to say yes to.<br \/>\nPersonally, I think this is the epitome of modern mechanical technology. A shaped seat comfortably fits derrieres of most size. The foot rest tilts front and back. Plop that 25 cents in \u2013 voila! Super-speed vibrating action sets some serious relaxation into those Fair-walking weary tootsies. Move your foot to and fro, get that arch in there for some good pulsation. Sure it sounds like someone is holding a jack hammer to your ear, but what\u2019s a little auditory discomfort when your dogs are getting some much needed R&amp;R.<br \/>\nSome say it is an acquired taste \u2013 but once you try \u201cThe Ultimate Foot Massage,\u201d it\u2019s hard to give it up.<br \/>\nMake sure you keep a pocket full of quarters when you come to the Fair. And stay off the pink one &#8211; that&#8217;s mine!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/commercial_chair1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-100\" title=\"commercial_chair1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/commercial_chair1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"193\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They line up at the Fair, discreetly tucked away between food stands or photo booths, not making direct eye contact with you but careful not to look away. They aren\u2019t the big attraction but they know they are needed. It wouldn\u2019t be the Fair without them. With their scintillating wit, they know they can\u2019t compete&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funatthefair"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}