{"id":589,"date":"2009-07-13T15:48:49","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T21:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/?p=589"},"modified":"2009-07-13T15:48:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T21:48:49","slug":"come-to-the-fair-or-walk-the-plank-you-grubby-land-lubber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/2009\/07\/13\/come-to-the-fair-or-walk-the-plank-you-grubby-land-lubber\/","title":{"rendered":"Come to the Fair or Walk the Plank, You Grubby Land Lubber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-591  alignleft\" title=\"jollyroger\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jollyroger.jpg\" alt=\"jollyroger\" width=\"139\" height=\"139\" \/>Arrrrgh! This is Iron Prudentilla Flint. I\u2019m sittin\u2019 in for that flowery maiden the Fair-ey Blogster. I \u2018ear that ragin\u2019 festival of grog and swashbucklin\u2019 fun ye call ye ol\u2019<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lacountyfair.com\/2009\/\"> L.A. County Fair<\/a><\/span><\/span> be right \u2018round the bend. \u2018Twas a might fun last year whenst me and my sprogs took up a squadron of Fair scallywags and &#8216;ung our Jolly Roger at ye port. We be plantin\u2019 the Roger one time again at this year\u2019s Fair \u2013 ready for some roustin\u2019 and sweet trade. Thar be boot loads of revelry at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\">A Pirate\u2019s Life<\/a><\/span><\/span>.<br \/>\nCome see my mateys at ye <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\">Pirates of the Colombian Caribbean<\/a><\/span><\/span> aerial show. These pirates are no lily-livered scurvy dogs \u2013 aye, they be true buccaneers.<br \/>\nDig for booty at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ship Wreck Reef<\/span>,<\/a><\/span> but keep ye grubby paws off my treasure!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-592 alignright\" title=\"capnjackandfriends\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/capnjackandfriends.jpg\" alt=\"capnjackandfriends\" width=\"300\" height=\"181\" \/><br \/>\nWe make ye a pirate at<span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\"> Cap\u2019n Calico Jack\u2019s Pirate Academy<\/a><\/span>. See youst thar, or I\u2019ll be meetin\u2019 ya at Davy Jones\u2019 Locker!<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> <span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\">Misadventures of Cap\u2019n Arrr<\/a><\/span> <\/span>willst teach ye &#8216;ow to walk, talk and be just like me \u2013 a fanciful, life-lovin\u2019 Pirate!<br \/>\nVisit the<span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lacountyfair.com\/2009\/AttractionsCompetitions\/PiratesLife.asp\">Fair&#8217;s Web site<\/a><\/span><\/span> and discover ye own <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.piratequiz.com\/\">pirate name<\/a><\/span><\/span>!<br \/>\nAhoy my friends. Sees yas at the Fair!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrrrgh! This is Iron Prudentilla Flint. I\u2019m sittin\u2019 in for that flowery maiden the Fair-ey Blogster. I \u2018ear that ragin\u2019 festival of grog and swashbucklin\u2019 fun ye call ye ol\u2019 L.A. County Fair be right \u2018round the bend. \u2018Twas a might fun last year whenst me and my sprogs took up a squadron of Fair&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,10,11,14],"tags":[46,614,1104],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attractions","category-entertainment","category-fairnews","category-funatthefair","tag-a-pirates-life","tag-la-county-fair","tag-talk-like-a-pirate"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.fairplex.com\/blog\/fairblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}